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15 Dec

Few things are more flattering to an older woman than being with a younger guy who craves her body and who is more eager to be close to her physically than any older guy would.

Often, a younger guy and an older woman would “decide” upfront that their relationship will be casual, and that they should not expect any commitment from each other, because they know that the end of that relationship is inevitable because of the seemingly irreconcilable age difference.

Some are actually quite pretty – carburetter, spark plug or similar.

Sorry about that – I’ll just go into the other room. Apparently there’s a craze in South America for calling children after car engine parts.

Jude is very accomplished at it but I treat it like online shopping – looking at nice things instead of getting on with your work – clothes on Asos and Net-a-Porter, coffee machines in John Lewis, firemen, dance-loving doctors. I’m still really close to Magda, who is always kind even though her Smug Married lot are back to asking when they’re going to get me a boyfriend and saying widowed ‘women of a certain age’ can’t get a man, whereas men have women throwing themselves at them. I try to tell myself it’s like the Dalai Lama’s robes.

But then the Dalai Lama probably doesn’t have outfits he bought from Topshop and Zara but doesn’t wear stuffed in the wardrobe does he? Shazzer, after all the years of feminist ranting, got MARRIED to a whizzy dot-com American guy and lives in Silicon Valley.

It is a horribly outdated term, though not as bad as ‘of a certain age’, with its insulting only-ever-applied-to-women insinuations of deluded past-it-ness. But what I mean is, when you look around, women keep themselves together and still have it all going on – look at Carol Vorderman and Kim Cattrall and Julianne Moore and… And then people like Lady Gaga have, like, 40 million followers. I only started it because I was lonely after the kids went to sleep, but now I feel not only lonely but unpopular and that all the twitterati are tweeting behind my back about how unpopular I am. The first message I got – ‘Hiya sexy’ –was from an overweight man in a blonde wig and a black leather dress.

Of course, I live very elegantly, and always have a little quinoa salad ready prepared for… This is in large because it is simply impossible for a man and a woman to have a great time with each other, enjoy a special sexual connection over a long period of time and not develop feelings for each other.There are also other significant reasons why a younger guy might especially enjoy dating an older woman. I think she got mixed up between Sabrina and Sylvanian Bunnies.There’s this idea men don’t have a sexual sell-by date and older women do, and will never have sex again ever, ever, ever. But Jude is into all the niche sites – they can be really very specific: single parent, dance lover, doctor, married, overweight, snowboarding, fireman. Well, I always feel I ought to be one of those red-carpet girls and keep buying things like skinny jeans and floaty scarves from Zara and Topshop that I think might make me look like that, but I end up leaving them stuffed in the wardrobe and wearing the same blue dress for anything where I feel a bit scared.